TEQUILA, IT MAKES ME HAPPY!

DON'T MESS WITH THE BEST,

COZ THE BEST DON'T MESS!

Better late than never

Merry Christmas & A Happy New Year!!

Christmas Day with the locals on Coogee Beach!

Don't forget the wine!! Hoho!

Field Day in Sydney

Alcohol had a part to play!!!

Claim to fame Number 2

Seducing Toadie!

Claim to fame Number 1

Dillon from Neighbours!

My new travelling buddy Nicki!

No rice crispies just yet!!

With love from

Chamillionaire

G-Day Peeps!!!!

It's Sunday 7th January 2007!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 21:00 in the evening!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!! (Better late than never!!)

I am now in Melbourne in the best hostel i've stayed in so far as it is SO much cleaner than the others as i haven't seen a cockroach yet!! Oh yeah, also has a bar downstairs $4 a drink tonight which works out at 1pound50!!!!!

Sorry i may not have been in touch as much as i should do but it is hard work travelling.
UPDATE- Tan = So brown i put people who have been travelling for about 5 months to shame!!!!

Home = In present hostel looking for appartment somewhere close by. Going well apart from places we have seen so far contain either druggies or no furniture!!

Job = Signed up to recruitment agency so waiting at present!!

Seen Places = Went to Field Day in Sydney on New Years Day (big music festival) Was bloody BRILL! Aquarium was also enjoyable, included myself on the kids hunt for Nemo (i was the first one to find him! YES!!) another Torton was spotted and snapped!! More places have been visited including The Blue Mountains-Bondi Beach (was not that impressive as i thought it would be)-Manly Beach (a lot better looking)-St Kilda (where i am at the moment). More places are planned Neighbours set and Ocean Road!!!

People Seen = WELL, in the first week i met i guy i knew from CREDOS who was on my Oz Intro! FREAKY!!!! Then obviously arrived in St Kilda where i met Marvin, Paul Bradley and this other guy who i can't remember the name of!! Who were in my year at school and live in chav land of Stabbo!

So there's a quick update. It would be nice for a few replies from you TOO!!!

Peace Out! I'm going for a glass of Goon!!!!!!!!

Love Kate
x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x

Dream as if you will live forever and live as if you will die today

I, the eldest Lambert, Katie, is off to the wonderful land of OZ in less than 3 days!!!!!!

I'm slightly poohing myself but also over excited! (not a good mix!!)

Will be keeping in touch via e-mail, also will hopfully downloading a few pictures for the BLOG while i'm out there!!!!!
My e-mail address has changed - Katie@proactive.gb.com
(It is with a capital K, something to do with what Pete and Pam have set it up on!!!!!!!!)

If i don't have your e-mail (which i probably won't now mine has changed) either e-mail me or post it on the BLOG!

So peeps, i will love you and leave you, only for a year! And will keep you updated with all the bush bashing and booze buses!!!!!!!!

Kate (Bruce) x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x

SHUT UP!!

THOUGHT
SO!!

Weasel's bum holes are smaller than this!!!!

CYRIL SNEER!

SHIZ NASEL!!

X X

R.I.P IRWIN

X X X X X

DON'T YOU OPEN THAT TRAPDOOR,

COZ THERE'S SOMETHING DOWN THERE!!!!!

I'm sure i saw somone dancing like this in Space Nightclub Leeds.

The only thing that's missing is the sweat!!!!!!!!

I saw this and thought of you Crazy Hair!

(This is not racist but true!!)

The pigeon is a good standard bird

Bank Holiday woo hoo !!!!!

Kadie's a right sicko!!

She was sick all over Kates bed and on her own body...

So long boys!!
This is going to be a hard weekend!!

• Big Brother is ending this evening... (if glyn wins I will kill him and then myself - EJACUALATED idiot.)
• Our life is officially over...!
• None of us will be together to see this tremendous event!!
• Kates going to get attacked by protesters, and she will have to wear animal carcass!
• Lexi will have to pretend she's happy all weekend in Dublin... And try not to moan about it! Good luck with the team building exercises!!
• Kadies gonna have to make friends with other people, use some people for the weekend - you must steal from them aswell!!
• I'm going to have to also pretend I am having the time of my life for totally different reasons though - and cry in self pitty!! (Get really drunk and pretend I'm somewhere and someone else)..
• Also, me and Kadie have to live with the fact that we went to the factory last night, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....................

Everyone enjoy yourself as much as possible and remember who you are and where you come from!!

Abuse and belittle as many as possible and of course keep count of semi's......

Report back on Monday and await the weekend of all weekends, next weekend and the following weekend!!!!!!!! THE BIRTHDAY WEEKENDS.........! "Yey weekend"!!

Remember where the love lies BLEDS and where peace is produced and harmony does not exist....

Luv you all like my brothers

X X X X X X X X X X X X X

!!"SEMI"!!

Jarsmine was one of a kind,
she served me well.

She was one tough cookie to have had a head on collision with a demented taxi driver, bummed by a tree which had scarred her until she passed on and also got into a fight with a parked vehicle (let's just say you ought to of seen the other car!!!!!!)

You will always be in our thoughts.

Crack Whore x x x

Fisted Sisters
R.I.P JASMINE

sadly Jasmine passed on eariler on today and went to car heaven
she will be sadly missed

a small memorial will be held at the Lambert household on Friday the 25th of August followed by a wake at costa del credos

!EATING DISORDER HAS PASSED HER DRIVING TEST!

Let's hope her Crazy Hair does not get in the way of her vision!?!

WEASEL (spelt correctly)

A small mammal with reddish brown fur that in many species turns white in winter.
Also a long slender body, short legs and can kill other small animals such as mice and birds for food.

WIESEL does not exist as a word or anything else!!!!!

Yet another eventful weekend where the Fisted Sisters left thier mark!!!

Friday Night - Arriving back from Incest Barwell, Ape Tit's and Happy Tit's were there to meet me. Awaiting also the arrival of Childlike Bum.
We ended up in our home from home 'Credo's' slightly intoxicated, some more than others (you know who you are!)
Half way through the night that person (Crazy Hair) did have to depart, with help from her elder sister ensuring she DID get into a taxi!
Back inside the hole (Credo's), Attention Seeker was on one and needed calming down before she through her fist's (as she did not have a beverage). Gentley persuading her up stairs we were to meet yet more wierdo's. One in particular that had recently beaten up his girlfriend with a belt!!!!
With things getting blurry from that point we ended leaving at the end with only myself and Ashlyne deciding we would walk home after a quick tour of Tesco's.
Let's just say it involved vandalising a Paramedic vehicle, hiding in the Tesco freezers, recieving abuse from a pro nazi yetty, told off by the police and another close encounter with the belt beater!!
We then located Caveman and proceeded to walk home finding out that Eating Disordered was wondering around Tesco's barefooted and crying!

Saturday night - We decided to get para at home before we ventured into Notts at 23:20. Going straight Cookie Club which can onlybe described as "nice place (sort of), great music, shame about the people!" Fisted Sisters excluded!
A few drinks, random conversations, sightings of sexual parts and Rugby Studs being violated later, ASBO and Eating Disorder decided to leave.
We were left to our own device's and finished our night off with a bit of dancing and FOOD!
Our journey home again consisted of getting into a disagreement (started by myself), eating a random's sandwich and a walk home which will never be done again!!!

All in all another eventful weekend!
Keep up the FISTING!

Semis up!!!
Its Lexi...the fittest one...Just thought i would put on a weekend update...we all had a wicked time as usual and were all very drunk. Here are the tallys:

Number of drunken women= 4
Number of venues visited= 3
Units of alcohol consumed=57
Number of fallings over= 20
Number of people verbally abused= 6
Number of beverages thrown =1 (by me of course)
Numbers of Fisted Sisters abused =1
Number of injurys = 6
Sitings of Kates sexual parts= 4
Number of dates got=1
Number of snogs=3

All in all a very successful evening.. Bring on the next weekend.

Friday night is drawing near,
And our legs are open for fists to clear,
So wipe down your fanny,
And say goodnight to your granny,
Cuz were out on the town ,
So theres no need to frown,
Guna see a semi or two,
And hopefully get one up our goo,
Lets get fucked out our face,
And lose all our grace,
we'll spend all we're worth,
And try and take some girth,
Well have a boogie and a dance,
And take off our pants,
We'll throw up the days food,
And get dirty and rude,
So lets dash out the evil looks,
And behave like some nasty fucks,
We'll have a punch and a fight,
At the end of the night,
looking like a state,
But feeling great,
Then give some head,
And get off to bed
Turn out the light,
Its been a fucking good night.

FISTED!!

Sisters are doing it for themselves!!

All of the whores in Kavos July 2006

The Younger Savage aka - Kadie, Crazy Eyes, ASBO Likes - Cutting Strangers Hair Off, Urinating In Corners Of Rooms and Getting Her Happy Breasts Out

The Elder Savage aka Lexi, Attention Seeker, Child-Like Bottom, Pensioner Likes - Tossing Beverages, Not Washing, Crying Like BB Aishleyne and Moaning

The Younger Lambert aka Suzie, Crazy Hair, Eating Disorder Likes - Giving Evil Looks, Shouting Abuse, Drinking Coffee and Taking Girth

The Elder Lambert aka - Kate, Crack Whore, Dirty Likes stealing, gettin pissed, calling men the wrong name and pub quizes.

Girth is great and evils are the way forward....... up for fisting one up the poo and one up the goo.....

We solomnly declare to get fisted and raped as often as possible, and of course enter only when a semi is present.